This is getting out of hand. Andrew Watson says 6-word biographies aren't enough. What we really need are Johnny Bunko haikus -- or what he calles "bunkus." And he offers this gem:
Chopsticks snap at dusk
Hastening a new morning
For Johnny's career.
Top that, if you dare. (Forgotten the haiku rules? Click here.)

If you make mistakes,
Don't despair. Just remember:
You don't have a plan.